Me:
33”-27”-31”, feminist, femme, gay male, slacker transgenderism, uterus envy, Korean-American, grunge-house-country groupie, vintage clotheshorse, Virgo, failed ballet dancer with worst arches ever.
Also:
Ph.D. in American Literature with specialty in African-American feminism (UC Berkeley), Professor of Gender Studies and Creative Writing at Rhode Island School of Design, partner of Roddy Schrock, mother of blue heeler-rat terrier-hound-beagle Nella.